We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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