Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
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As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
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I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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