You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
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hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
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Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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