found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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