The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
Randomize
