im holly from the hills drunk
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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