Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
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I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
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I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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