airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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