Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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