I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
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All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
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I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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