Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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