When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I don't think brook has ever known best
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
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