the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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