Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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