this beer tastes like vomit already
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
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third nipple confirmed
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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