Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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