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• (607): View more from New York

  people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.

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  come over

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?

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• (817): View more from Texas

  he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur

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• (626): View more from California

  It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.

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• (718): View more from New York

  Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.

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  21 People That Are Skilled At Illegal Activities

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted

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