people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
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My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted