Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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