If that was your dad, he is hot
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Randomize
