I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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