Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
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There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
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Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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