My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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