I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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