all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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