Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
