I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
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I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
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She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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