he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
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The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
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Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?