i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
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FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
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I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage