its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.