Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
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my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
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Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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