My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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