I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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