Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
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Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
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Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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