After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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