I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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