We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
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he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
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Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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