her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
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She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
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This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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