His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
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Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
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How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
The adults are the big ones right?
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