Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
where am i from again
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
she smelled like a LAN party
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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