Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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