sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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