1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
Don't make out with my wife yet
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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