WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I can feel your judgement through the phone
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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