At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
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Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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