I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
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she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
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I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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