I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Randomize
