Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
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Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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