We named our party play list daddy issues
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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