I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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