Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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