He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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