Sponge bath it is.
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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