I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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